I knew that a lot of Mormon's swore off alcohol but I wasn't aware that coffee was off limits. As Mitt Romney hit the campaign trail to trick American's into voting for him, he ordered coffee ice cream instead of a cup of coffee.
Maybe it is a good thing that this candidate can never blame caffeine or alcohol for his transgressions. I like my crooks clear headed and focused when they steal from the people. Find out more about Romney's trip here: